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👑 STATUS — The Taste of Success

⚠️Warning: Your current coffee may taste cheap after this.

Each canister is numbered — from 001 to 1000. No two the same.

✅ Always smooth. Never bitter.

✅ Whole Bean Coffee

✅ Limited to 1000/month

🔥 Discover STATUS Coffee

Be part of our exclusive batch. Only 1000 canisters are released monthly.

☕️COFFEE

STATUS Coffee
Limited Edition

🌱FLAVOR PROFILE

Bold, Smooth, Deep Body
No bitterness — just depth & character
Balanced Medium–Dark Roast
Notes of dark chocolate & dried berries

📦Details

Only 1000 canisters/month

Individually numbered from 001–1000
Sealed in a premium glass canister
Blended & packed in California, USA

100% Arabica — no blends, no compromise

Net wt.: 6oz

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This Is STATUS

5 short videos. One message: This coffee means more.

1. Who It’s Made For

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2. More Than Coffee

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3. All Real. No Hype.

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4. One of a Thousand

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5. Smooth. Rich. Predictable.

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What Real People Say About STATUS


We sent STATUS to 100 people — 92% said their old coffee now tastes cheap

Jake, Designer from LA

Jake, Designer from LA

"Didn’t expect much, but this coffee blew me away. None of that bitter or sour nonsense. Just smooth and strong — finally something I actually enjoy brewing at home."

Melissa & Tom, Busy Parents

Melissa & Tom, Busy Parents

"We’ve tried sooo many coffees, but this one nailed it. Tastes consistent every time. No acidity, no stomach drama. Even our mornings with the kids feel a bit more manageable now."

Brian, Ex-Barista, San Diego

Brian, Ex-Barista, San Diego

"As someone who used to pull shots for a living, I’m picky. This roast? Balanced. Rich. No weird aftertastes. And it smells ridiculously fresh. Respect."

Jenna, Photographer

Jenna, Photographer

"Okay can we talk about the packaging?? FINALLY something that isn’t ugly or plastic. Love the glass canister — feels premium, and it’s reusable. I'm into it."

Ashley, Yoga Teacher

Ashley, Yoga Teacher

"I gave up on finding a coffee that didn’t mess with my stomach. But STATUS actually worked for me. Zero jittery weirdness, and still feels like a legit cup."

Mike, Startup Founder, San Jose

Mike, Startup Founder, San Jose

"Can’t stand how 90% of coffees taste different every time you make them. STATUS? Super reliable. Every cup has that same solid flavor. Love that."

Rachel, Stay-at-Home Mom

Rachel, Stay-at-Home Mom

"I don’t have time to research coffee brands. I just want something that tastes great and makes mornings easier. This does it. Plus, it’s small-batch and smells amazing."

Kevin, College Student

Kevin, College Student

"Honestly? I’m tired of standing in grocery store aisles staring at 80 kinds of coffee. This made it easy. One roast, nailed it. Tastes way better than half the stuff on shelves."

Chris, Luxury Realtor, Miami

Chris, Luxury Realtor, Miami

"Real talk — I usually drink whatever’s cheap at the store and it always tastes... meh. Tried this and it was instantly different. Bold but smooth. And no anxiety after."

Let’s clear things up

FAQ

You asked, we answered. Everything you need to know before claiming your canister of STATUS.

What makes STATUS Coffee different from regular store-bought coffee?

STATUS is crafted from a custom blend of three exceptional specialty coffees — sourced from trusted roasters and combined in our own proprietary ratio.

The result? A bold, consistent taste with none of the bitterness, guesswork, or stale supermarket vibes. Always smooth. Always satisfying.

Is it suitable for sensitive stomachs or people who get jittery from coffee?

STATUS is designed for flavor first — rich, smooth, and deeply satisfying.

But if you’re someone who’s had issues with acidity, jitters, or stomach discomfort in the past, you’ll notice the difference right away. Our custom blend is naturally lower in acidity.

👉 Just be sure to follow our brewing instructions — they’re designed to bring out the smoothest, most balanced flavor possible.

How much coffee is in one canister? How many cups does it make?

Each STATUS canister contains 6 oz of whole beans — that’s about 170 grams of precision-blended coffee.

On average, that’s enough for 12–14 (12oz) cups.


Actual number depends on your brewing method and strength preferences.

We include a simple guide inside every box to help you get the perfect cup, every time.

How much does a canister of STATUS Coffee cost?

Each canister of STATUS Coffee is priced at $66.

That includes:
– 6 oz of handcrafted, precision-blended whole beans
– Oxygen-controlled, small-batch production (only 500 per month)
– A premium glass canister you’ll want to keep
– And a flavor experience that rivals any $6 café cup — without the acidity, bitterness, or inconsistency.

This isn’t just coffee. It’s your new morning ritual.

How many canisters can I reserve?

You can reserve up to 1 canister per person.

Since we only release 1000 a month, we want to make sure real coffee lovers get a chance to try it first.

Are the jars individually numbered?

Yes! Each jar is hand-marked from 001 to 1000. It’s more than coffee — it’s your piece of the first edition.

Have a Question?

Contact Information

✉️ Email
team@tastethestatus.com

📍 Based in California
Crafted & packed with care in the Golden State.

📦 Online Only
We're a small team focused entirely on direct-to-you delivery.

STATUS Coffee — Built Different

A coffee that gets the basics right — and perfects what others get wrong.

☕️ Smooth, Balanced

No bitterness. No acidity. Just full-bodied perfection.

🌀 Consistent Taste

You shouldn’t have to guess how your coffee will taste.

♻️ Fresh, Resealable

Glass canister. Zero plastic. Built to be reused or displayed.

🔽 What Else Sets STATUS Apart?

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🌿 Smooth Energy — No Crash

Unlike typical energy drinks or strong coffee, STATUS is formulated to release energy gradually — keeping you sharp without the crash, anxiety, or jittery side effects.

🌱 Gentle on the Stomach

Carefully selected beans and a clean roast mean STATUS is smooth on your digestive system. No acidity. No discomfort. Just clean, balanced energy.

🧪 Crafted to Perfection

Every canister contains our signature formula — a scientifically balanced mix of premium beans, adaptogens, and focus-enhancing compounds for consistent performance.

⚡ Effortless to Brew

Just scoop, stir, and sip. STATUS is instant — no machines, no filters, no fuss. Designed for high-performers on the move.

🕛 Exclusive. Limited. Yours?

We only release 1000 canisters per month to maintain peak quality and exclusivity. No restocks. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.