☕️COFFEE
STATUS Coffee
Limited Edition
STATUS Coffee
Limited Edition
Bold, Smooth, Deep Body
No bitterness — just depth & character
Balanced Medium–Dark Roast
Notes of dark chocolate & dried berries
Only 1000 canisters/month
Individually numbered from 001–1000
Sealed in a premium glass canister
Blended & packed in California, USA
100% Arabica — no blends, no compromise
Net wt.: 6oz
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We sent STATUS to 100 people — 92% said their old coffee now tastes cheap
You asked, we answered. Everything you need to know before claiming your canister of STATUS.
STATUS is crafted from a custom blend of three exceptional specialty coffees — sourced from trusted roasters and combined in our own proprietary ratio.
The result? A bold, consistent taste with none of the bitterness, guesswork, or stale supermarket vibes. Always smooth. Always satisfying.
STATUS is designed for flavor first — rich, smooth, and deeply satisfying.
But if you’re someone who’s had issues with acidity, jitters, or stomach discomfort in the past, you’ll notice the difference right away. Our custom blend is naturally lower in acidity.
👉 Just be sure to follow our brewing instructions — they’re designed to bring out the smoothest, most balanced flavor possible.
Each STATUS canister contains 6 oz of whole beans — that’s about 170 grams of precision-blended coffee.
On average, that’s enough for 12–14 (12oz) cups.
Actual number depends on your brewing method and strength preferences.
We include a simple guide inside every box to help you get the perfect cup, every time.
Each canister of STATUS Coffee is priced at $66.
That includes:
– 6 oz of handcrafted, precision-blended whole beans
– Oxygen-controlled, small-batch production (only 500 per month)
– A premium glass canister you’ll want to keep
– And a flavor experience that rivals any $6 café cup — without the acidity, bitterness, or inconsistency.
This isn’t just coffee. It’s your new morning ritual.
You can reserve up to 1 canister per person.
Since we only release 1000 a month, we want to make sure real coffee lovers get a chance to try it first.
Yes! Each jar is hand-marked from 001 to 1000. It’s more than coffee — it’s your piece of the first edition.
✉️ Email
team@tastethestatus.com
📍 Based in California
Crafted & packed with care in the Golden State.
📦 Online Only
We're a small team focused entirely on direct-to-you delivery.
A coffee that gets the basics right — and perfects what others get wrong.
No bitterness. No acidity. Just full-bodied perfection.
You shouldn’t have to guess how your coffee will taste.
Glass canister. Zero plastic. Built to be reused or displayed.
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Unlike typical energy drinks or strong coffee, STATUS is formulated to release energy gradually — keeping you sharp without the crash, anxiety, or jittery side effects.
Carefully selected beans and a clean roast mean STATUS is smooth on your digestive system. No acidity. No discomfort. Just clean, balanced energy.
Every canister contains our signature formula — a scientifically balanced mix of premium beans, adaptogens, and focus-enhancing compounds for consistent performance.
Just scoop, stir, and sip. STATUS is instant — no machines, no filters, no fuss. Designed for high-performers on the move.
We only release 1000 canisters per month to maintain peak quality and exclusivity. No restocks. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.